Rascal's Wager

Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?

He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.

by mayfieldenator April 22, 2020

wataru

quite possible the baddest mofo to ever grace the planet with his presence

ohh that boys so fine, wataru

by new hit single coming soon May 3, 2009

Wakarusa

Music/camping festival near Lawrence, KS. Named after the Wakarusa river which means "ass deep" in the local Indian (not sure which tribe) language. Started in 2004, I have been for 2005/2006. Totally sick line-ups both years. 5 stages with music going all night long! Check wakarusa.com

You "Did you catch the late-night Buckethead set in the campground tent?"

Me "Hell yeah, I'm still trying to find my face, it melted off. He is the jedi-master of the guitar!"

You "Wakarusa is the shit!"

by Dumbella June 15, 2006

Wangaratta

The Yum Ciao Hoodlums reside in Wangaratta and own a chain of restaurants originally spawned around the North-East Victoria area called Yum Ciao Restaurants. There are now Yum Ciao Restaurants' every where around the world.

My Friend: "What do you know about Wangaratta?"
My Friend: "Not much bro, All I know is that there is a gang called the Yum Ciao Hoodlums there.

by Drew Hiskins January 9, 2012

Desperado's Wager

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.

1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.

2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.

by billcosby7 September 27, 2010

gentleman's wager

A bet between two bros where the loser sends a dick-pic to their ex. No warning text can be sent. Which ex is up to negotiation.

"If the Pats beat the Titans you have to uphold your end of the gentleman's wager."

by Home Wrecker Hank January 13, 2018

Wagerer

A term that serves the same use as the word ''Gooner'' but for gambling addicts

Kevin - ''83 percent of gamblers quit right before hitting the jackpot''
Mark - ''Man you are such a Wagerer''

by Jhoseph & Gab incorportated August 20, 2023