waffleville

A gorgeous woman's vagina. Almost like that of a goddess! It's the greatest place a woman could ever take a man.

We went on three dates before she took me to waffleville

by the one with the stuff August 8, 2018

Wafflelized

To be beaten ferociously with frozen waffles of any brand and type.

"I totally wafflelized that fool with some Eggos I found in my freezer. It was so funny!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Wafflesport

Noun: the art of talking bullshit competitively.

Fancy a game of wafflesport?

Goodness, Jimmy, you bullshit so unrelentingly I think you ought to take up wafflesport.

by The Mighty Minter July 17, 2010

Waffleized

Verb, meaning to encase an object in a waffle.

"I had a waffleized banana split at the Starving Artist in Toronto."

"That waffleized bacon is too much! And by too much, I mean, I want more."

by wafflelovah April 20, 2014

wafflecide

On the morning of day two of a cross-country road trip, I stopped for breakfast at a Waffle House Resturaunt which was located on the west side of, Columbus, Ohio. I sat at the counter and was handed a menu. An older fellow sat down next to me. The waitress yelled out from the back of the kitchen,"What Yah Having Joe." Joe responded, "my usual". After Joe left I asked the waitress, "how did you know his order?" She responded, "well I better know it, he comes in every morning and has the same thing." Later that day I began thinking what eating at a Waffle House would do to a person's cardiovascular system. That is when I came up with the word, "Wafflecide". "Wafflecide," is the act of committing suicide by "Waffle House ."

After years of depression and self-loathing, Bill committed, wafflecide. The medical examiner made the determination of death upon finding the telltale signs of a Wafflecide induced, "cardiac occlusion." A "Wafflecide Induced Cardiac Occlusion," presents as a complete filling of the interior cavity of the heart muscle with an orangish fat. The fat cells form a shape that resembles a "Waffle House," waffle. Of course, with no room in the fat-filled heart for blood, the heart dies and with it the"Waffle House" sad fellow, but he loved his cheese covered waffles.

by allanrdaz May 22, 2018

wafflekat

love fucking waffles and kats and no what?!

wafflekat is a strange being

by uwupain July 23, 2020

Waffleism

Waffleism is a religon started by a discord user named Cyber, It is a religon that shares the truth of the world. After eating some soggy waffles Cyber came to the realisation that we all are in fact waffles.

"Waffleism is the true religion" "Yes i agree"

by anonymous November 24, 2020