Whoopie Bags

Is another word for condom. It's normally used when you want to hide the fact that you are talking about condoms.

Yo, Victor get the whoopie bags it's time for nookie.

by KRYSDRAC August 19, 2009

whoops

oopsie but cuter

guy1:hey that painting is upside down
cute guy: whoops

by AnonymousNumber2000 September 16, 2023

A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.

The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021

whoople

1)noun: another name for a dog; should only be used when talking about dogs bigger than niarkars.

2)adj.: to be lazy and a knucklehead.

Mr.Crod: "'If you can't run with the big whooples, then stay on the porch!'"

Joe: "'I don't think I'm going to do calculus next year.'

Amy: 'Why, you too whoople?'"

by JooYoo October 7, 2007

woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 6, 2015

can of whoop-ass

noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain

If I don't get my way, I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass.

by Blackmac November 24, 2003

whoop ass

\`whoop 'ass\ n.

A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause major damage to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of destruction. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.

"If you don't shut up i'm gonna open up a can of whoop ass!"

"If you go ahead with that plan, you're gonna see me open up a can of whoop ass on you!"

by Comic Relief February 27, 2005