woodwind

when a a girl farts on a mans bonure

Damn that was one woodwind

by 12ewjdj 474nfrkjhfejer October 27, 2017

The Woodlands preparatory school

A bunch or rich international kids that all have alot of money but say they dont.

Most of their parents are probably part of an International drug cartel but everyone trys to hide it.

Then end up trying to act like they are hard. But they are all a bunch of middle schoolers in the wrong grade.

Me: The woodlands preparatory school is ass

Literally everyone: frfr

by Yurboi x.x February 27, 2019

woodwink

The skill of being able to wink the peehole of an erection to entice ones sexual partner.

Sam woodwinked at me and I couldnt resist him.

by fearplug April 1, 2011

The Woodlands Prepatory School

It's basically the school you go to if you don't get into John Cooper. And then everyone tries each year to get into John Cooper again. Even the kids of the owner go to The John Cooper School. It's a small school so everyone knows everything but you get a lot of one on one time with teachers, and if you're shy you can only have max 5 friends anyway so it doesn't really matter.

Welcome to The Woodlands Prepatory School! You didn't get into Cooper either?

by Kenzie Mclaren April 3, 2010

The Woodlands

A town north of Houston with the assiest people around. Stuck up snobs they are but with an awesome reputation in EVERYTHING! I don\'t know whether to be proud or embarassed.

Big house, expensive house, fake boys, fake girls, best schools

by Geuhlee April 26, 2005

The Woodlands

FUCK THIS TOWN

John: Hey honey, do you wanna move to The Woodlands?

Sally: Hey fuckface, do you want our daughter to be a blonde clone of every fucking person in The Woodlands? Do you want our son to be a pothead/alcoholic? Do you wanna get a divorce?

John: Good point, maybe we shouldn't

Sally: No shit

by TTI December 31, 2008

the woodlands

True Hell On Earth...

"abandon all hope ye who enter here..."

by Erick May 8, 2005