wonksonkle

To think stupidly or just generally have dumb thoughts. It’s also just a word to replace the word thinking.

Mark: “I’m so bored…”
Carl: “Bro, I have the best idea, let’s jump off of a bridge into very shallow water.”
Mark: “Dude, stop wonksonkling. That’s an awful idea.”
Carl: “Fine, fine, just let me wonksonkle for a few more minutes then.”

by UltraShadowMutant June 7, 2022

Willies no Wonka

An intense feeling of disgust, making you want to wonk your willy right off its socket.

"Wow dude those kicks are really fly and hip and swagger."
"Hey, you're kinda giving me the Willies no Wonka."

by WilbertWonkerberry May 22, 2023

Willy Wonka Style

When you sleep with head next to feet, like the grandparents did in willy wonka. Great for that person you don't quite want to spoon.

He wasn't hot so I would only let him spoon willy wonka style with me.

by Luke W January 22, 2006

Duke Depp/Willy Wonka Tiktok

a cute tik toker, my future baby daddy and husband. - s

Willy Wonka Tiktok is played by Duke Depp.

person a: "who's behind Duke?"
person b: "you're stupid, he's Duke Depp/Willy Wonka Tiktok"

by wonkaxasuka October 21, 2020

Willy Wonka just came in my mouth

What you say after you've eaten some remarkably sweet and delectable dessert.

A: How do you like the Coke cake?
M: mmm...mmmmmm mmmmmm mm mm mmmm mm!
A: Huh?
M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!

by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004

wankasaurus

when something is so bad, its not just wank, its wankasaurus

barry: did you see skins last night?
scott: are you kidding? that shit is wankasaurus

by soapasaurus March 28, 2010

Wonkatated

wonky; bent in an out-of-ordinary way

What's up with your glasses? They are all wonkatated!!

Yeah, I dropped them on the road and they got run over by a car.

by i rock :P May 2, 2010