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Wissahickon

School district located near Ambler, PA. Basically, the social groups divide into there religions normally.

First are the Jews. Wissahickon is made up of about 40% Jewish kids, and they are all filthy rich. They all hang out together, and their weekly schedule is mainly get high, play lacrosse and eat chipotle. They try to be original by wearing ridiculous clothes like neon green short shorts, but all dress like one another anyway. There is also the wannabe Jews, Christians that are also rich and hang out with the Jews, copy everythinh they do but aren't as popular. The wannabe Jews take up most of the schools disorted social ladder.

Next are the black kids. There are really two types of black kids, but they all hang out together. The first type are the ones that are friendly and actually very funny. They are usually the basketball/football players. They all smoke weed. The other type is the wannabe gangsters. These blacks hang out in Ambler and think they are ghetto, even though Ambler is a pretty nice town. They deal and do drugs. Most of these kids drop out by senior year.

Now the goths/gamers. The goths and gamers are the same group at our school. If you play a lot of video games, chances are you're hanging out with kids that are suicidal. This group is mostly boys, and usually are either really skinny or really fat white kids. Pretty much every gay/lesbian couple is from this group. They are depressing to be around, and only talk about Satan and video games.
Now for the nerds. Every school has these. They spend all the time studying, and won't let you copy off them on tests. These kids are mostly Asian and Indian, with the occasional white kid.

The sluts are next. A group of girls who all wear slutty clothes, and the Jew boys want to have sex with. They talk about BJs, sex and other things, but only prefrom these acts on older boys/men. They don't hang out with boys their own age.

Finally, the normal kids. These are the kids that don't constantly get high and act like tools, but aren't nerds either. Sadly, only about 5% of Wissahickon students are normal kids.

Thats pretty much Wissahickon for you.
by Ric'shaun August 12, 2014
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