Wipe Down

Catch phrase from "Top Dog", a reoccurring guest on YourMomsHousePodcast, about proper form for cleaning up after doing your business in airports and various other toilets. His jeans are pulled up extremely high, which helps for the wiping down process.

Tommy Buns says, "I keep getting dingleberries in my briefs!"
TopDog say, "Don't forget to wipe down!"

by Theo Huxtables November 22, 2013

Wipe-and-Type

The practice of going through emails while on the shitter.

It wasn't until I heard the flush that I realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.

by Gipple December 24, 2012

Wipe out

To destroy or exterminate

Wipe Out - Used to demonstrate a call to destroy or exterminate
"Those incels need to be wiped out"
"They need to be wiped out if they don't learn our culture"

by Tyrant the SME September 5, 2019

wipe and type

Wipe and type is when you're typing on the laptop, then you wipe your hind quarters and continue typing. This is a very frowned upon practice, as it spreads bacteria and foul odors.

It's OK to bring the laptop in the bathroom and surf the web while you take a dump... Just don't do a wipe and type!

by dustin fields December 7, 2006

wipe the floor with

Metaphor;
- To defeat someone easily.

A - "Brazil will still prevail without Neymar".

B - "Germany will wipe the floor with them".

by prepstar July 8, 2014

Wipe my ass

Covering your bros ass while he clears a room of any sort of enemy. Primarily used in conjunction with Resident Evil 5's many Majini zombies. Can be used with any sort of 2-player co-op shooter game. Phrase coined during one of many bro days.

Italian Stallion: Bro, im going to get the last time bonus. Wipe my Ass!

Korean Bronco: You got it bro. Ass wiping in 5,4,3,2,1... go

by KoreanBronco March 4, 2010

wipe out

Can be used as:

noun. A crash.
verb. To crash.

Snowflake didn't make that last turn on his bike and wiped out big time!

by mikwat June 6, 2004