Wiffenated

To be utterly, and royally screwed by an incompetent co-worker.

Specifically, a middle-aged woman who has no workable skills except hovering and lacking common sense. They also lack the ability to distinguish between Skim and Soy milk.

"Who am I working with this morning?"

-Mary.

"Oh man, I have been WIFFENATED!"

by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009

wiffle monster

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.

Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."

by vogonjoe March 19, 2014

matt wiffen

Someone who has super powers and has to wear meme glasses to contain his powers; apart of a super villain Maffia family!

Is that a Matt Wiffen!

by adwawdawa February 12, 2017

wiffleball

the only, truly good substitution for baseball

sam plays wiffleball at pupque

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

wiffeldorfer

a wiffeldorfer is any man that sniffs a womans bicycle seat, regardless of the size of the woman.

did you see that wiffeldorfer smelling that huffy seat?

by Huge hammer69 March 8, 2010

wiffle-waffle

Denotes someone who can't make a decision or take a course of action. AKA "analysis paralysis"

Think of this as an "addendum" to the first definition.

"George Dubya likes to wiffle-waffle"

"George Dubya IS a Wiffle-Waffle"

by BrettMan May 24, 2004

wiffle-clogs

The alternate name for the most hideous footware since earth-shoes, Crocs.

Hey did you see that dirt-bag hippie wearing the tie-dye wiffle-clogs drooling. What a tool!

by AstrgldepdxJack May 1, 2008