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Whoosh

1.) Predominately used in direct conjunction with a sound that is similiar, a 'whooshing' sound, as it were. 2.) A modern day word that follows a long history from origin to the present. Origin: From the word pussy, in direct application as used to describe either a vagina, or vaginas (plural), and/or can be used to describe either a coward or woos (part whimp and part pussy). Progression: In the early 1980's all the way up to now, the word woos was a hybrid of pussy and wimp. Present: Recently, the word whoosh has come into the spotlight. It follows up on all preceding definitons whereas the word dooche has been used to describe someone of low character, low esteem, loser, rip off artist, and any other applicable usages of that word. Hence, the word: Whoosh! 3.) A direct combination of the words: Pussy, * Woos, and dooche. Please note: Woos is already a derivative word.
Literature: He entered the building and the fresh air came in like a 'whoosh'! Needless to say, the fart smell vacated the front lobby expediently.

Sex: "He's such a 'whoosh'! He was quick on the trigger, didn't do any foreplay whatsoever, and he's been boasting 'bout what a stud he is! Sheeeit!"

Bad Drug Deal: "The stuff I tried was great, but the bag he sold me was mostly cut! That nigga Smith is such a 'whoosh'!"

Failed Relationship: "Karen appeared to be Ruth's friend, but after she pulled that number on her, she's nothin' but a big headed 'whoosh'!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado March 20, 2008
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Used when no other word can describe a situation; to the extremes of anything.
That rollercoaster ride was insane...like whoosh man.
by Keanerpants May 9, 2009
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Sound, or descriptive word of an affect, also sometimes said as a *sigh almost as though a day is washing over you.
Been a looooooong day, *whoosh
by livinlifeX2 October 23, 2012
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Rochester High School's Cross Country teams "Quote"

WHOOSH IT BITCH'S
Whoosh it on the gun.
by Mike October 28, 2004
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The thing dumb people say when they mean r/whoooosh
Person 1: Tells joke

Person 2: Doesn't get joke and says dumb shit

Person 3: "whoosh" or "r/whoosh"

Person 4: "r/itswhooooshwith4os" or "r/itswhooooshnotwhoosh"
by SesameStreetSeed December 5, 2018
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So you're looking through the comment section and you see someone using whoosh replying to some Google person writing articles about how that's so mean, rude, etc.

Whoosh or any other use means that the joke went over their heads. (Past them) the ball missed the hoop.
Gofus: just been diagnosed by my doctor's that I'm color blind . This came out of the *shows flashy orange picture*
Idiot: that's orange tho
Random person: Idiot, whoosh
by Dzzgem July 6, 2019
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When your boyfriend or girlfriend says something so sweet or hot to the point it feels like you got hit with a pulse of good vibes
Gf: thanks baby 😊
Bf: *whoosh*
by Krizmain March 15, 2020
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