When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.
Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.
by East Timor July 25, 2016
I saw a short YouTube video about failed "as seen on TV" products which stated that the much-hyped activated-charcoal mattress-pads were not really all that effective at absorbing odors from a person's whoopee-doodle-doos, but then elsewhere I saw testimonials that glowingly-praised the performance of fart-absorbing underwear, so I dunno what to think.
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.
by Blow Hole Man November 02, 2022
An Alabama Whoopee Cushion is an act between two siblings where the male ejaculates inside the female’s mouth, then tickles her until the cum sprays everywhere out of her mouth.
“Bro! Last night I did the Alabama Whoopee Cushion with Sandra!”
“What the fuck is wrong with you? Isn’t that your sister?”
“And?”
“What the fuck is wrong with you? Isn’t that your sister?”
“And?”
by SoakedPants September 05, 2024
When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.
Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived?
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion."
Me: "it's not typical"
by Recycle champ July 18, 2024
by The_Sibbatron April 03, 2023
by Giggitygiggitygiggitygiggity December 20, 2016