whistling oyster

a pussy that's been peen pounded sooo hard, that its just quivering. and if you listen really closely you can hear the ocean!... no joke, try it some time.

god damn i fucked the shit out of Crissie last night, I gave her, just the meanest whistling oyster!

by John Q. Rape April 18, 2010

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whistling bunghole

where you stick a bottle rocket in your butt and light it, have a buddy lit it, and then watch it whislte!

That dudes a BAMF he did a whistling bunghole

by Ben Luxon June 29, 2006

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A bumpkin, with a one eyed prostitute, and an unfortunate fly. The johns mEmber is inserted in the prostitutes spare eye socket while she holds a fly in her mouth. at the end the prostitute snowballs the fly and ejaculate together.

That bar sucked, but the bathroom attendant gave a mean whistling spitfly.

by cosha123 August 27, 2009

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Whistling Kanye

The sex act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your asshole. Done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle.

Similar to the Breezy Yeezy or a Puff Diddly.

I performed a Whistling Kanye last night, and it sounded better than anything on The Life of Pablo

by Scott-ish October 6, 2016

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whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

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Whistling walruses

Whistling walruses is an exclamation of surprise, happiness or disbelief. The term comes from the walrus tendency to whistle as part of their mating call.

You got the job? Whistling walruses!

Whistling walruses, that was incredible!

Whistling walruses. He actually said that?

by Scottyb May 31, 2020

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