WETTY

Basically another way of saying “nice one”

Leonard: “Yo gavin I just shagged my Nan”
Gavin: “Oh WETTY”

by DenchDefinitions September 29, 2020

Wetty

Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘tty’.

Ewan: oi, my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud

Nadim: aah, wetty!

by jollyfucker69 December 13, 2020

Wetty

Another word for to describe an occurance in life

"So when someone says wetty, you're in a room and someone says wetty, a vibe shifts... an organism shifts... and the feeling that someone has moves from there *gestures near* to there *gestures further away*, and you realise oh... oh that is wetty. If you didn't think it was in the past... if you didn't think it was wetty in the past and all of a sudden it hits you, you think actually, that is quite wetty

by wetty treedophile December 24, 2020

Wetty

An insult to someone who isn’t very poggers

That’s bare wetty of you

by WettySlayer December 25, 2020

wetty fap

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.

My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.

by Bogrimm October 2, 2015

Wetty Fap

When you're masturbating and you climax into the left eye of the reciever and yell "SQUAAA!"

My girlfriend walked in on me jerkin' it last night. I bet she wasn't expecting me to be mid-fap, and turn it into a wetty fap!

by Mike the Fike... March 22, 2020

Wetty-flake-puss-boy

When you're mate is being a cunt but he doesn't really justify why and you can't really think of a better insult to call him.

"Dan is such a wetty-flake-puss-boy"

by zxXWesleySnipesXxz July 3, 2015