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Party Weirdness Theorem

The more seemingly inconvenient* the timing for a party, the weirder** things are going to get. This is due to the timing drawing out only the most dedicated party-goers, resulting in nothing short of debauchery worthy of the Shred Lord, Himself.

*There is no inconvenient timing.
**More absofuckingmazing.
By the Party Weirdness Theorem, Wine Wednesday was bound to be a success!
by Sir Alex of SLO March 17, 2013
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burrito of weirdness

when something you encounter evokes a myriad of contradicting emotions all at once.
Article: "For reintroduction to go smoothly, the cub’s environment must be free from human influence, which is why the researchers must don panda costumes before physically handling the baby bear."

Dude: panda costumes? that’s hilarious, cute, and creepy all at the same time...it’s like a burrito of weirdness.
by AlexParkerMC December 7, 2010
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the.queen.of.weirdness

The best gacha tik toker who deserves all love
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Weirdie

person who expresses a lot of weirdness and has issues eating, drinking, talking, and breathing. Generally a stupid or immature, or just plain weird, person. Not very social. Has a hard time understanding political jokes and collects strange and unusual objects.
Dude, stop eating glue! Your such a weirdie.
by Taylor Mountain January 16, 2009
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weirdinitis

The condition of being weird, or having nonsensical peculiarities of oddity. One can be easily infected through repeated interaction with another weirdnessity. It has no source. No cure.
Doctor Bradshaw was distressed to tell his patient, Noelle, that Diana had infected her with weirdinitis through verbal contact.
by nicoliana April 26, 2010
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weirdivist

A person engaged in weirdivism: excessive use of the word "weird," especially in an attempt to avoid using "hurtful" or "judgmental" adjectives to describe something undesirable.

Weirdivists are usually adherents of New Age and/or positive thinking who have been taught that it is wrong to express anger or take advantage of the rich vocabulary of the English language. They tend to repress their darker feelings and have nervous breakdowns in middle age.
When Mary's boss yelled at her and called her incompetent, and she told me afterward that he was "being weird," I knew that Mary was a weirdivist.

Stop being a weirdivist and just admit you thought the movie sucked.
by Coinhead April 28, 2011
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weirdness

A situation that arises in which there is no immediate explanation or solution. Most likely a one time incident and will never happen again, no matter how hard you try. Makes computer techs crazy.
I would have left work on time if this weirdness wouldn't have come up.
by vengstro June 22, 2006
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