weeping boner

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner

bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"

by Nrayly December 29, 2019

Weeping Vag

That one member of a group who always finds something to complain about in a situation. Whether they're at a party or a free concert they always find something about the situation to bitch about.
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.

weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss

Jeff: Why'd we invite Mark to go to the concert tonight. All he's been doing is bitching about how expensive beer is and that his feet hurt.

Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.

by David Atkins March 5, 2011

Beef Weeps

When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.

Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?

Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.

by spoondude April 10, 2011

Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

Weeping off

The combined act of masturbating and crying.

Ian: Hey man, you'll never guess what I just found in the public bathroom.

Alex: What?

Ian: Some kid was weeping off in the stall!

Alex: Fucking nast! Must have been a low-point in his life...

by Jack Kevlar September 17, 2011

ball weep

a weep from ones ball - an insignificant dribble of man glue from ones testicle (singular, as not worthy of a dribble from both balls)

you are nothing but a ball weep

by Chris Henderson January 7, 2004

Weeping snowman

to cry while masturbating followed by wiping semen in your eyes.

after Sams recent break up, he was sad so he gave himself a weeping snowman.

by douche74477777722228844848ffd April 14, 2011