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Jack walten

Jack walten is married to rosemary walten and has 3 kids. Ed walten, molly walten, and sophie walten. He has a burger restaurant with his best friend Felix kranken. Jack walten went missing after Felix kranken Tokyo drifted because Ed and Molly were talking about fnaf gacha life videos and ended up killing them. Then his wife, rosemary walten gets dismembered like the spider in my bathroom and stuffed into a sheep animatronic named sha. People think jack is in the animatronic named bon but idk lol
Noob: Hey who's jack walten?

Fruit: a character from the walten files.

Noob: oh okay.... What's the walten files?

Fruit: files about the walten nah just kidding, it's a series on YouTube made by Martin walls.
by Your cool dad louis July 28, 2021
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waltwhitmification

To big something up, either through hyperbole, or literally. Derives from Walt Whitman's use of a) very long lines in his poetry, and b) a very large beard on his face.

Cf. alginsbergification, which is similar in meaning but usually connotes either an imitative approach to waltwhitmification, or a homoerotically charged adaptataion of same.
1) Kevin really needs to waltwhitmify that beard.
2) That chick's boobs are totally waltwhitmified!
3) Al Ginsberg's poems could be seen as derivative vis a vis the waltwhitmification of the line.
4) Dude, don't waltwhitmify that shizzle -- you know it was totally not cool.

NB the passive voice is generally considered acceptable usage, as it aids in conveying the extended lengthiness that waltwhitmification embodies.
by Walt Whitman December 24, 2008
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walltoliet

Another name for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.
Gary, call the plumber! Somebody shoved paper towels or something into that walltoliet and flooded it!!
by Telephony November 29, 2010
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Jace Wayland

Jace Wayland is a fictional character from the 'Mortal Instruments' Trilogy by Cassandra Clare. At the beginning of the first book, 'City of Bones', Jace is introduced as an arrogant yet gorgeous Shadowhunter and a first level asshole. However as you read on you learn that he is caring and thoughtful inside. He is full of sarcasm and almost every line he says in the books will make you either laugh, or cry. He is in love with Clary Fray, the other main character in the trilogy.
If you have read all three books, you can be expecting more in the upcoming years.
After reading the books, you automatically fall in love with his character.

* If you are unsure as to what Jace looks like, Alex Pettyfer is a name that is often brought up. Alex has been offered the role of Jace Wayland in the upcoming movie adaption of 'City of Bones' along with Lily Collins as Clary Fray.
1. "I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass.

2. "There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity, "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass
by likerawr January 25, 2011
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Walter White Lie

n. A lie that confesses a made-up flaw, used to protect the listener from a devastating truth. This type of lie is believable to the listener because it makes the liar look bad, but not nearly as bad as the truth would. Based on the TV character, Walter White, from "Breaking Bad".
Ex: I told my family a Walter White Lie when I said I gambled all of our money away. The truth is, I lost it all in a bad meth deal.

Ex: Ken told Jenny a Walter White Lie when he said cheated on her once when he was drunk. He really is a closeted homosexual and was only able to have sex with her if he fantasized about the Village People.
by D. Lusk November 16, 2013
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Walter Cronkite

The greatest journalist to ever live. He broke the news of President John F. Kennedy's assassination and death. He exposed the American people to the reality of the war in Vietnam. He also was a staunch supporter of NASA and the exploration of space. Men like Walter Cronkite are the standard of what a journalist should be.
The following is a famous quote from Walter Cronkite after John F. Kennedy's funeral on November 25th, 1963.

"It is said that the human mind has a greater capacity for remembering the pleasant than the unpleasant. But today was a day that will live in memory and in grief. Only history can write the importance of this day: Were these dark days the harbingers of even blacker ones to come, or like the black before the dawn shall they lead to some still as yet indiscernible sunrise of understanding among men, that violent words, no matter what their origin or motivation, can lead only to violent deeds? This is the larger question that will be answered, in part, in the manner that a shaken civilization seeks the answers to the immediate question: Who, and most importantly what, was Lee Harvey Oswald? The world’s doubts must be put to rest. Tonight there will be few Americans who will go to bed without carrying with them the sense that somehow they have failed. If in the search of our conscience we find a new dedication to the American concepts that brook no political, sectional, religious or racial divisions, then maybe it may yet be possible to say that John Fitzgerald Kennedy did not die in vain. That’s the way it is, Monday, November 25, 1963. This is Walter Cronkite, good night."
by Nascarking24 October 2, 2013
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Walt Jr.

A hangover so bad that it makes you feel and act like Walt Jr. From Breaking Bad.
1: Good night last night?
2: Aye, was belter but I felt like Walt Jr. this morning.
by wodgeruk October 6, 2013
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