wahhabi

Muslim Puritans/extremists followers of Muhammad ibn Abd-al-Wahhab (who himself was heavily influenced by ibn taymiya) Originally funded by the British to help bring down the Ottoman Empire. This virus is predominantly found in Saudi Arabia (where it is the state religion, very different in nature to other non Wahhabi muslims), having been adapted by the Sauds in 1924 who conquered Arabia and made it he shitole it is today. Through Saudi oil money this poison is being rapidly propagated through the world, used to brainwash Muslim youth and converts alike until this Saudi cult reigns supreme. They are an extremely intolerant and violent people (towards non-beliver or 'kaffir' and to Muslims who do not adhere to there moral codes- Islamofacists if you will) with a rigid approach to religion and a disgrace to Islam. They openly disrespect the prophet (pbuh) and destroy Muslim holy sites in Saudi Arabia. They consider anything slightly pleasurable a sin and they hate bida (innovation). Not all Wahhabis support terrorism but the fact remains that all terrorists are Wahhabis or are influenced by their school of thought.

Basically a bunch of crazy mofos who have nothing to do with the salaf (pious predecessors) and belong in the stone ages and want to take everyone there with them.

When it is said to them: "Make not mischief on the earth," they say: "Why, we only Want to make peace!"
Of a surety, they are the ones who make mischief, but they realise (it) not.

"Bro did you listen to Sheikh Feiz's lecture."

"Don't listen to that crap he's a crazy Wahhabimofo"

See: Undercover Mosque documentary

by Sunee Muslim January 6, 2008

wasabi

An informal greeting uttered by Opie (young Ron Howard) during his Hip Hop phase when addressing Aunt Bee on The Andy Griffith Show.

"Wasabi, I'm back from goobers, is dad home yet?

by notachurchman February 3, 2013

wahhabi

The act of "waaaahing" or whining. Describes something you do not want to do. The iPhone autocorrect option for 'wahh'. Can be used interchangeably with said word.

"I have so much homework, wahhabi!"

"Oh no, Joe threw up on my leg, wahhabi!"

"Wahhabi.. I have to go scoop the cat poop."

"I have an exam I haven't studied for in 10 minutes. Wahhabi"

by Ashhole08 November 1, 2011

Wasabibotomy

That epic moment of pain induced clarity that comes when you incinerate one or both sinuses but eating waaaaayyyy too much wasabi. That lancing, searing level of pain that make it feel like you just had a hot poker jammed into your frontal lobe, makes you cry and in extreme cases may cause a momentary lapse into Turret's like symptoms of facial ticks and random swearing.

While sitting at sushi bar, I accidentally gave myself a Wasabibotomy and had to apologize to the staff and parents for crying like a girl and cursing like a sailor.

by Spartacus O'niell May 13, 2011

wasabi burn

When you ingest to much wasabi to quickly and it runs through your nasal passages and tear ducts in a quick burning manour and makes it feel like your sinuses and nostrils are on fire.

Ouch! I ate to much wasabi and I have wasabi burn!

by AirMtb April 9, 2015

wasabi steamer

The Wasabi Steamer is a close-cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, but with a specific location and additional act. The Wasabi Steamer must be performed in a sushi bar. There must also be a generous application of wasabi paste directly to the anus of the performer prior to laying down the steamer.

When you visit Japan don't expect to see many Wasabi Steamers. They are reserved for very special occasions.

by DaisyGalaxies February 25, 2021

Wasabi Peanuts

Wasabi Peanuts are small, green, frozen balls of Hate that are shat out by the Devil. Easily confused with candied chocolates (at first visual inspection).

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "... so they were like these little green frozen balls of hate that the Devil shat out"

(Random Guy walks in at end of conversation): You mean wasabi peanuts?

Guy 1: Yeah. It's amazing that you knew exactly what I meant by that.

by farmboyandapirate February 5, 2012