Waffles

The almighty enemy of pancakes. Delicious.

Did somebody say "Waffles?" I'm hungry.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

waffling

To utilize extraordinary means to gain something of value by defeating a poorly designed system run by a badly managed entity.

I've been waffling eBay all night, and all I've gotten was a god damn High School Musical 3 DVD!!!!

by phonic December 06, 2008

waffling

unsure about something - debating between choices or ideas

He was waffling over what to order from the menu

by Chris August 28, 2004

waffling

To be unsure of an issue. To have your opinion change constantly.

Jim: I think all babies should be aborted. No wait, thats murder! On the other hand, shouldn't it be the decision of the mother depensing on the circumstances?

Jack: Stop waffling, or I'll kick you in the balls.

Jim: Fine, we'll abort all babies.

Jack: Now your talking!

by Shai August 23, 2004

waffle

The best damned food ever. It is king of all foods, and is great with anything. Anything at all. It can make cow manure taste like chocolate, and chocolate taste like double chocolate, not that I've tried you sick fucks!

And the Lord sayeth: "Let those who eat the Holy Waffle have dominion over this world." And it was done, and He rested.

by Wafulz October 03, 2003

Waffles

Used to refer to sexual intercourse in a discreet manner.
Can be substituted by "French toast" to refer to sex with a person of French desent. "German pancakes", "Belgian Waffles", ect.

Person 1: Dude did you get some waffles last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, best waffles I've ever had.

by anacondasupernova December 28, 2009

waffle

to change sides on an issue. One day you support something, the next day you oppose it.

John Kerry actually voted for $87 billion in reconstruction funds before he voted against it. One of many cases of Kerry waffles.

by 1_WTC_Lock September 24, 2004