Waffed

Outrageously drunk. Pronounced (Wafe-d). The word came from the accronym W.A.F. which stands for : Wasted As Fuck.

1." Man, I was so waffed last night"
2. That girl is falling everywhere. She must be waffed"

by ayowasted September 20, 2009

waf

waf means 'We Are Failures' famously used in Dog Is Dead's single Glockenspiel Song. Dog Is Dead fans are called waf's. A waf is a huge Dog Is Dead fan and they love each and every band member of the band.

Hi I'm John and I'm a waf.

by top-waf August 19, 2012

waf

Wife Acceptance Factor

A 133" wide TV has a low WAF.

by Paul July 2, 2004

waffed

When your high on cocaine.

Talk right foo! You waffed?
Yeah....are you?
FUCK YEAH!

by jon April 12, 2005

waf

Abbreviation for "What a fag" You might say WAF around friends, but mainly used to post in an away message, or to instant message someone with, or write down to leave for an individual.

John did something stupid last night.

The next day you would Instant Message him and write. "WAF"

by JUCreeper October 28, 2004

waf

What a foo.

Dude: why are you wearing different color socks?
Someone: cuz im cool like that!
Dude: WAF!!

by wafpart2 October 20, 2008

waf

what a fag or in german die Waf-en (plural)

my friends are such wafs and I mean waaaaaf

by Raven Forehead December 24, 2006