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vyshakh

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Very charming but doesn't know it so he goes to any extreme to get attention. He cares a lot about what people think about him and makes up stories about himself to make it look like he has swag. In the end he's really just an asshole.
Person 1: I had a threesome with the bride of yesterday's wedding I went to man. It was hot
Person 2: Don't be such a vyshakh man. We all know you don't have the balls for it
by yourfavoritebitch66 February 19, 2017
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vyshaun

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A sexy guy that’s awesome, cool, unique and caring
April: hey did you see Vyshaun today ? Keke: yeah, he’s really amazing. Chris: I wanna be just like him
by That one hot chick February 6, 2018
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Vyssydy

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Pronounced: Vi-sid-ee

noun • A moderated induldgence; hedonistic purge, a maintenance.

noun • A purposefully analysed disposition, willingly therapied set of vice(s); not specific to any perjoritive lack of control or exploitation.
verb • The act of self-propogating a choiceful exalt of oneself from an increasingly unmanageable cycle of festering denial and repetitive sabotage.

verb • To reverse-addict
Example: Fortunately this month, I budgeted for my vyssydy. Rent can be unrealistic if you don't plan on hookers and blow.
by nevernotfucky July 4, 2019
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vYSL—

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A teammate who plays 2k and likes to go 3/11. Typically hops off and blames it on you after a loss.
You play just like vYSL— you shoot as bad as him...

Don’t do the “vYSL—“ and rage off on me
by Shamthegaykid December 3, 2019
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Vystopia is the anguish of being vegan in a non-vegan world. Most vegans suffer from vystopia.

If you suffer from vystopia, here are some recommendations on what you can do to feel better:

- Eat a nice BBQ with friends
- Go to McDonalds
- Stop watching ThatVeganTeacher
- Stop being vegan

If somebody you know suffers from vystopia, here is what you can do to be an ally:

- Avoid all contact with them unless they eat meat again like a sane human
- Tell them that vystopia does not exist
- Give them a nice juicy Big Mac
- Invite them to a BBQ
Vegan Brother: Hey sis, I'm suffering from vystopia. Can you please be vegan with me, it anguishes me to know that my family is not vegan.

Carnist Sister who has a normal brain: STFU and go eat meat like a normal person. You're the reason why I'm pro-choice.
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Vysine

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(Limited to) a long forum post or email message. Longer than 500 words. Not used to describe long product or entertainment reviews et cetera.

Coined from the word "visine" which is a brand of eye drops used for tired, sore eyes.

NB: Coined by a dude named 'dayveaux' (pronounced davo) in Oz. Guilty himself of this behavior. Changed spelling of the word as it is a trademark company product.
"dude, have you read this vysine? it may fix your problem".
"your vysine is completely off topic".
"if I see another vysine in this thread i'll vomit".
"check out this vysine, (url link) this dude obviously has nothing better to do".
by dayveaux April 10, 2009
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