Vysine

(Limited to) a long forum post or email message. Longer than 500 words. Not used to describe long product or entertainment reviews et cetera.

Coined from the word "visine" which is a brand of eye drops used for tired, sore eyes.

NB: Coined by a dude named 'dayveaux' (pronounced davo) in Oz. Guilty himself of this behavior. Changed spelling of the word as it is a trademark company product.

"dude, have you read this vysine? it may fix your problem".
"your vysine is completely off topic".
"if I see another vysine in this thread i'll vomit".
"check out this vysine, (url link) this dude obviously has nothing better to do".

by dayveaux April 10, 2009

visine

gods gift to stoners.

you are officaily cerified as a stoner when you carry around visine

by aidan loves the anal June 27, 2005

Visine

a weed smokers savior to cover up the natural red eye one gets when high.

Stoner 1: Hey man I'm out.
Stoner 2: Wait man, put some Visine in first so you don't get caught by your parents.
Stoner 1: Nice save dude, thanks.

by *Puerta* September 28, 2006

vagina visine

When a female squirts vagina juice in a males eye.

Once I was high and i ran out of eye-drops so I asked my girlfriend to vagina visine me.

by Jose Queerballs May 30, 2009

Dirty Visine

After receiving oral sex blasting your cum straight in a bitches eye.

Alternatively a Dirty Ben Stein.

I gave that ho a dirty visine. It definitely got the red out.

by big baby jesus i can't wait March 5, 2009

visine

to cleans an eyeball with juices from the male penis.

this little vixon just could't keep her eyes shut so i gave her some visine to wash her eyes out.

by Javier Colon March 14, 2005

vusiness

Like a business but slightly different. It is usually a ruse meant to be profited from by bringing about false hope.

Edward and I ran a pretty slick vusiness over the summer. It basically fed our heroin addiction and no one was the wiser.

by pr0duct1ve June 24, 2009