vulturism

benefiting from the deaths and misery of others.
using the deaths of others for personal gain.

"If it bleeds it leads" is the evening news' policy of vulturism.

by triciagalore May 31, 2007

vulture

Someone who picks up all the drunk girls at a club. Like a vulture they circle around trying to find a girl who is trashed and then swoops in and tries to pick her up.

That guys a fuckin vulture!

Im going to be a vulture tonight.

by meh May 13, 2005

Vulturize

Vulturize, to snatch something up or taking things in a malicious, bitchy, or mean way.

You vulturized my potential client, I wish I could hit you in the face.

by The Vulturizer June 21, 2012

Vulturing

The act of driving around a parking lot looking for people who are walking to their cars to get their parking space.

I am vulturing around this lot. Look there's someone who's leaving! Quick, after them!

by wibbit42 February 20, 2009

Vulturing

When a person decides they are 'done' with a conversation that has turned sour or aggressive, and resolves it by promptly vomiting noisily upon their verbal attacker. This action is then followed by a hasty retreat, preferably whilst flapping like a bird.

Louis couldn't stand all the horrible things people were saying about Ru Paul, and started vulturing on all and sundry, leaving a trail of bile and sweetcorn as he flapped off into the night.

by Solidmuldoon January 14, 2015

vultured

verb describing someone who waits to reap the benefits of someone else's labors.

"That man vultured behind Mary until she left so he could pick up anything she left behind.

by disneydude May 17, 2010

vulture

guy at a party that doesnt drink but instead uses his sobriety to pick up less than sober females. generally considered a tool and scumbag

Dude Greg is a bigtime player
No he's not he's just a vulture he's got no actual game, anyone could do that.

by wolfpackrimjobsBRAH August 3, 2010