Vojtěch

Vojtěch (shortly - Vojta) is a given name of Slavic origin, used mostly in the Czech Republic and Slovakia, but can be found in different versions also in Germany, Poland, Serbia, Bulgaria, and Croatia. It is composed of two parts: voj – "troops"/"war(rior)" and těch – "consolator"/"rejoicing man". So, the name could be interpreted either as "consolator of troops" or "man rejoicing in a battle, warlike man". The name day is 23 April.

Person 1: 'Hello, what's your name?'
Person 2: ' My name's Vojtěch.'

by ChilimanTube September 4, 2021

porn vortex

A dimension where time has no meaning, encountered when looking for left handed web sites on the internet. One could fall into a porn vortex and emerge ten minutes later to discover that three days have passed.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

Vortex Syndrome

After a night of heavy drinking, late night eating and smoking cigarettes the following morning one wakes up, drinks some coffee and inevitably craps really really badly. The Vortex Syndrome occurs when crapping and being hung over one puts one's head in one's hands to assuage the headache yet in turn moves one's nose closer to one's anus. At this point the stink from the shit one is taking violently wafts upward out of the bowl consequently hitting one directly in the face, usually while one is taking deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. Side effects of the Vortex Syndrome always include violent ralphing (throwing up), intense head and stomach ache and fierce, pathetic crying.

Mr. Andrews (on telephone): Hey, Alf? It's your boss, Mr. Andrews, I've noticed you're not at your desk and it's half past 10, is everything all right?
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.

by Laevsky March 13, 2008

Vortex of Shit

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

devil vortex saws

23 saws above ToshDeluxe's version of the Geometry Dash level scattered in a very recognizable pattern. The saws are there to match the amount of objects in the original version of the level, as Tosh added some objects to make the level automatic in some parts, however the level couldn't be uploaded then. This became a short-lived meme when it happened, but was revived in June-July 2022.

This is my Tuvalu flag redesign with the pattern of the Devil vortex saws.

by DJpro39 July 31, 2022

vortex of charisma

A vortex of charisma is defined as special powers that very select individuals posses, which draws people they encounter into the individual's spell like control. People drawn into the vortex are likely to give up items of value, at no cost. In the case of most women who are drawn into the vortex, they are often found partially clothed, or completely naked, and at the complete disposal of the possessor of the vortex.

Man, Jonathan has such a vortex of charisma, he seems to be able to suck anyone it to it....

Jonathan gets a lot of women in bed, with his mastery of the vortex of charisma!

by Vortex Prime January 3, 2011

Vorecore

Gen Z romanticizing vore, turning it into an aesthetic. Its pretty self explaintory.

"I find vorecore aesthetically pleasing!" Says person A

by treewachan March 1, 2021