vintage douche bag

The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.

Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."

by Say whit? February 16, 2015

voltage

The measurement of energy per charge in electrons. Named after the physicist and chemist Alessandro Volta.

This battery has a voltage of 9 volts.

by camzillajs101 November 15, 2017

Vintage Queen

-Someone who loves all things vintage.
-Someone who decorates their house floor to ceiling with old lace doilies and antique photos.
-Someone who is on a first name basis with every flea market owner within 100 miles.
-Someone who wears vintage styles and doesn't care what others think.
-Someone who likes to mix rust with diamonds and tattered pearls with new crystal.
-Someone possibly obsessed with Marie Antoinette.

"She is such a Vintage Queen. Definitely born after her time."

by abbinme March 3, 2010

j'vontay

J'vontay is a kid who goes to Rolesville high, he look like 21 savage and he smoke alot and his girlfriend is chanel. 21 21 21, pew pew pew.

Hey have you seen J'vontay??

Yeah, I seen 21 at lunch.

by tymir the fboi December 20, 2016

vental

Extremely angry to the point of insanity.

I'm very vental right now!

by Mr. Robotron March 22, 2019

Crank 2: High Voltage

A movie that is nothing at all like Twilight.

Crank 2: High Voltage is not like Twilight.

by I don't even April 22, 2009

vintage cougar

A vintage cougar is a cougar past her prime

For example, a vintage cougar is a single woman above the age of 60, who is still on the prowl for young men.

That lady is too old to be a cougar.
Right, she's a vintage cougar.

by 504GlobeTrotter December 20, 2010