Nine Volt Yoda

The coolest band ever...plain and simple...the coolest THREE guys in the world...now that creepy kid is gone

I love the band Nine Volt Yoda.
Rick got kicked out of Nine Volt Yoda.

by Senior Burk August 8, 2003

9 volting

licking of the anus

the feeling you receive when licking a 9 volt battery is the same the kinda tingling feeling you get when licking the anus, hence the term '9 volting'.

by wild animal July 26, 2010

9 Volt Battery

While licking an asshole the recitient issues a small fart resembling the tingle you get from a 9v battery

i started licking this chick's asshole and she gave me the 9 Volt Battery! WTF!!!

by Lucky Lucifer August 22, 2011

500 volts strait to the nipple

A shocking surprise

Mom-Wake up Johnny ,
Jonny-no, can I just sleep mom
Mom-no get up
Jonny-no
Mom -whatever you say buddy
*shock*
Mom-500 volts strait to the nipples
Mom-hoorah

by Shhocker December 18, 2017

9-volt reach around

What happens when a guy gets tazered too close to the nuts.

"Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into a fight at the casino, guard accidentally gave him a 9-volt reach around."

by Tirulian November 6, 2009

Volt-jockey

An incompetent electrician, often one whose work may be potentially dangerous.

We had to get our whole house rewired since the last electrician was a regular volt-jockey.

by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025

on volts

London slang for “on violent timing” aka. ready to fight, use violence or escalate conflict, originating in the 2010s within the Brixton and Crystal Palace areas of Lambeth, South London.

“They know, I know, feds know, every time 6 stepped out it was on volts (Violence).” — Scribz - Wicked & Bad, 2016

"Step on volts and screech on the tyres, spot man one then fry him!" — K Trap on Reekz MB- No Chat Just Violence (feat. K Trap & Monkey), 2016

by southwestldner October 16, 2025