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Volkswagen Effect

Having good behavior when being monitored, but bad behavior when no one is looking.

Based on the 2015 scandal where Volkswagen cars were discovered to have low emissions when the vehicle's system could tell it was being emission tested.
My son is nice to his sister when I'm around, but I worry about a Volkswagen Effect when he knows I can't see them.
by Mad Jim June 5, 2017
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Volkswagen Polo FOX

Just like the volkswagen polo, this is the best car in the world, but if you drive this one especially, you are the complete king of volkswagen polos, if its the 86c2f in 1.4 I4 Diesel, you are an abosulte pog champ and my homie
You drive a volkswagen polo? Now knee before my volkswagen polo FOX!
by BakaInThePolo July 9, 2021
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Volkswagen Bonnet

Yet another term describing a lady's private parts, in this case alluding to the subtle, pleasing curve of her pubic mound and how its so agreeably matches the contour of one's hand or that of the luggage compartment cover of an air-cooled Volkwagen Beetle.

North Americans may choose to use "hood" instead of "bonnet" but since "hood" essentially means "foreskin" the elegance of the euphemism is lost. Better stick to "bonnet".

The sobriquet is all the more more powerful if the lady has cared to shave.
Hey Sandra, why don't you come round after work so I can have a look at your Volkswagen Bonnet.

So Brian, how's it going?
Pretty good. I was polishing some Volkwagen Bonnet this weekend.

Mr.Darcy. Please do repair with me to the drawing room whereupon I shall offer you some of pa-pa's fine port and a sly feel of my Volkswagen Bonnet.
by goody5 December 10, 2010
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Volkswagen

The first car manufacturer to make a
SUV - the Schwimmagen (sp?) and the
first real station wagon (bus).
eh, stop the bus, is that a schwimmer
in the lake!!. now pass me that pipe
so i can get the bus running.
by vw66bus November 15, 2003
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volkswagen jetta

A car your typical thot drives
by Winternheimer May 27, 2017
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VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton

An unusually named, Audi A8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.
"Hey, is that a Volkswagen Phaeton you have?"

"Yeah. I got it for $15,000, and it's got more power than half the cars on the market today. Boy do I love undesirable gems like this!"
by TheCarFanatic November 28, 2014
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two badly parked volkswagons

You backside looks like two badly parked volkswagons
by gavrad76 December 30, 2013
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