Volcano man

A pissed off person.

My friend was a volcano man when i got his sister pregnant.

by Bobby Richards February 26, 2010

Volcano Season

When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it

Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.

by YangTheLoner May 19, 2015

nose volcano

when someone peforms fellatio on you until you ejaculate, then before they have a chance to swallow it or spit it out, you put your hand over their mouth and tickle them so the splooge flies out of their nose(reminiscent of milk at the elementary school lunch table)

I didn't want her to suck me off ever again, so I gave her a nose volcano

by Brandi B. December 16, 2004

Spicy Volcano

The act of when a sexual partner inserts hot sauce into the eye of the penis and proceeds to perform a hand job with a deep heat lubricant until the recivee ejaculates a red lava like orgasim

Simon: Bob, why are you in hospital?
Bob: the Mrs gave me the ol' Spicy Volcano last night.

by Punkydooster October 12, 2016

The Braille volcano

when a woman with a prolapsed anus explosively shits diarrhea on a blind man's face.

Did you hear about Ricky? Some chick gave him the Braille volcano.

by 82ndABN March 18, 2009

shit bubble volcano

The act of packing an anus with baking soda then topping off with vinegar to create a shitty, bubbly anal volcano. (Mentos and diet coke can be substituted but with somewhat less spectacular results)

I heard Mark and Brian tried a shit bubble volcano last night, I feel bad for those casino cleaners.

by BrainGear October 6, 2017

The Volcano

A move performed during masturbation that involves the man jacking off and right before ejaculating the man ties a string right below the head of his penis and tying it so tight that it cuts of circulation blocking the ejaculation process. Then after 30 seconds while the cum is building up in the lower part of the man's penis, the man unties the string and his cum blasts out.

If preformed correctly the man's cum will look red like lava as a result of blood mixing with the sperm.

Man I just did The Volcano to myself last night and now i feel messed up.

by jobo1234 February 22, 2011