The act in which one person is fully naked and facing against a wall while upside down. Their legs are spread apart along with their arms as if their body is in the shape of an “X”; this is parter one. The second person; partner two, then uses a retractor, commonly used by surgeons, to pull back the asshole of partner one to create a gaping hole. After the asshole is open, partner two will insert an entire 3 liter bottle of Coca-Cola into the gaping anal cavity of partner one. Then partner two will insert a pack of mentos into the ass of parter one. Finally, parter two will quickly place their mouth onto the asshole of partner one and the mentos filled exploding Coke bottle will fill partner two’s mouth, nose, and possibly eyes with shit and Coke.
“I’v always wanted to be in a fraternity, but I don’t think I’m comfortable with being hazed by a bunch of Vlooching men.”
by Lizard108 July 10, 2025
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/vlu p/ (verb, noun, adjective – slang, modern informal)
Definition:
(1) verb: To feel emotionally drained, mentally lost, or disconnected from oneself; to spiral into a state of exhaustion or confusion.
(2) noun: A state of emotional emptiness or mental fatigue where one feels lost, detached, or uncertain about direction.
(3) adjective: Describing a person or moment that carries a heavy sense of emotional exhaustion or confusion.
Etymology:
Invented term (early 2020s), possibly derived from “loop” (a cycle) and prefixed with “v-” to suggest void, vulnerability, or volatility.
Examples:
“I’ve been vlooping all week — I can’t seem to focus on anything.”
“After that breakup, she fell into a deep vloop.”
“His vloop energy is strong today; he looks spaced out.”
Synonyms:
burnt out, drained, lost, spaced out, emotionally exhausted.
Antonyms:
grounded, refreshed, centered, balanced.
/vlu p/ (verb, noun, adjective – slang, modern informal)
Definition:
(1) verb: To feel emotionally drained, mentally lost, or disconnected from oneself; to spiral into a state of exhaustion or confusion.
(2) noun: A state of emotional emptiness or mental fatigue where one feels lost, detached, or uncertain about direction.
(3) adjective: Describing a person or moment that carries a heavy sense of emotional exhaustion or confusion.
Etymology:
Invented term (early 2020s), possibly derived from “loop” (a cycle) and prefixed with “v-” to suggest void, vulnerability, or volatility.
Examples:
“I’ve been vlooping all week — I can’t seem to focus on anything.”
“After that breakup, she fell into a deep vloop.”
“His vloop energy is strong today; he looks spaced out.”
Synonyms:
burnt out, drained, lost, spaced out, emotionally exhausted.
Antonyms:
grounded, refreshed, centered, balanced.
“I’ve been vlooping all week — I can’t seem to focus on anything.”
“After that breakup, she fell into a deep vloop.”
“His vloop energy is strong today; he looks spaced out.”
“After that breakup, she fell into a deep vloop.”
“His vloop energy is strong today; he looks spaced out.”
by FoRd2050 October 13, 2025
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