Vladimir Putin

The best leader to ever exist. No one can out beat him

Vladimir Putin is definitely not forcing me to write this

by Definitely not a Russian agent October 21, 2020

Vladimir Putin

A Russian scientist who discovered the ability to clone himself, as a result of which he can run for "president" unlimited times

p1:have you seen Vladimir Putin C-137 he said he will resign

p2: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

by mcbabuka January 18, 2021

Vladimir Putin

Someone like Donald Trump who you will talk mad shit about them over social media and the TV, then when you see them in the flesh you completely remain silent because he will win that fight.

Ron to Zack: There's that punk ass Cody, what a cuck. (Ron then comes within 5 feet of Cody and pretends he doesn't exist). Zack to Ron: wow dude you just made Cody look like Vladimir Putin.

by stainless67 February 25, 2022

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is Russia's lord an savior. He is in no way corrupt or evil, and he is in no way forcing me to type this. Vladimir Putin is undoubtedly the worlds greatest president, who strives to do whats best for the people, his country, and the world.

Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.
Person 1: Vladimir Putin is the greatest president of all time.

by Viktor Zubkov Igor Shuvalov A August 16, 2021

vladimir putin

i hate this man, hes the worst fcking idiot on this planet, he probably has a mental disorder, i want to sho0t myself every time i see him, fvck putin, u look like an albino bat u slvt ahs wh0re man baby, stop attacking ukraine u ugly b1tch slvt.

person a: wtaf that whore is on tv again
person b: ikr what a fucking douche, i hate vladimir putin

by koryoryoryory February 28, 2022

Vladimir Putin

"president"(Tsar) of Russia Federation(Russia Empire)
Ex-KGB
Boss of Donald "orangeman" Ivanovich Trump, 45th "president" of the USA(Actually the lead source for Russian intelligent service in USA)
Poisoned Alexei Navalny buy putting nerve agents in his underwear(sike)

"President of Russia, Vladimir Putin"

by Mike Rhodeicks, Chicago, IL February 9, 2021

Vladimir Putin

My loyalty to Vladimir Putin shall not end until my death, I shall live and die in his honor. He is the sword in the darkness. The shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to Vladimir Putin, for this day and all the days to come.

Person 1: Vladimir Putin is our lord and savior.
Person 2: YES

by VladimirPutin's Right-hand-man February 22, 2021