vlad

the act of buttfucking your fav bitch, then whipping out your dirty dick and writing your initials on her face with the poop left on the tip of your wiener.

i'm going to vlad my girlfriend tonight. i hope she hasn't shit yet today.

by dirty/dick/player March 24, 2013

vlad

nail polish remover in beverage form

i don't know how you take shots of vlad.. that stuff makes me puke!

by gliding_princess May 4, 2010

Vladding

When one person attempts to boss another person around. The person who is "vladding" thinks they are right, the best, and want things their way or no way at all.

Quit vladding and let the others pick a television program to watch!

by Nidia Nate July 25, 2006

vlad

Slang termonalogy for a womans Vagina.

Man 1: Can i touch your vlad
Women 2: No im 11

man 1 (silence of the lambs) : I can smell your vlad.

by Alex and Dean April 10, 2009

Vlad

Taken from Vlad Guerrero and made short to Vlad. It’s another type of STD (sexually transmitted disease).

That transient gypsy hooker from LA gave me the vlad yo. What do I do now??

by DoMxM April 14, 2009

Vlad Gejushin

Famous Russian literature hero. Born in 1745. Famous for his bravery and determination. Was a member of famous events such as “Pughachevsij bunt” , “October revolution” and “Battle of the Death Star”. Vlad was living a life of drifter, until he met “the queen of sauna”. He wasn’t about his intentions on her, but on December 2nd he made the most important decision of his life.

Person1: Did you see how John saved Emily yesterday?

Person2: Yeah. He was brave as Vlad Gejushin!

by MaxTheFisherman December 5, 2021

Vlad Medicine

Polonium poison generally associated with Russian autocrat Vladimir Putin and unfortunate people who incur his displeasure, for example ex-FSB Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko.

Keep posting those Death to Putin memes on your Facebook and you might be in line for some Vlad Medicine.

by Luxmatic March 10, 2022