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Vitas Virus

The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.
Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"

You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.
by VV Victim January 26, 2010
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Vitamin C

Vitamin C(also known as ascorbic acid and ascorbate) is a vitamin found in Emergen-C, drinks and especially oranges and orange juice. It prevents scurvy.

Vitamin C is also slang for caffeine. Caffeine(or nerd nectar) is found in energy drinks(like monster energy), coffee, 5-hour energy, mountain dew, dr. Pepper, caffeine tablets, tea, caffeine gum, and more. Especially coffee and energy drinks.
I had oranges and orange juice. Ah! Refreshing and delicious vitamin C!

I can't start my day without an energy drink. I need my daily dose of Vitamin C!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2021
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Vittoria

Vittoria is a AMAZING girl, she always warms your heart always very nice and gorgeous. She’s the person at school who keeps there feelings to themselves and is always there for you. No matter what they are warm hearted. They will always support you! She always makes you feel special and that you have a point in life. She is very caring to all of her friends. Her favorite song is Sweater Weather and she just has a look in her eye that makes you want to spend the rest of your day and life with her.
YAY Vittoria you made it ;)

She is soo pretty am I right ?
by drxppyCloutChasaEthan May 21, 2018
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vitalbow

is a common Norwegian/norglish slang used to call someone a massive wanker or someone who masturbates a lot.
by ChickenMcblyat August 23, 2016
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vito scalleta

The most badass fictional character there ever was, appears in Mafia 2 and Mafia 3

Killer of don Clemente, don Falcone and is an asset to Lincoln Clay

Don't fuck with him
Person: Adam,have you heard of Vito Scalleta?
Adam: No

Person: He's a FUCKIN BADASS
Adam: K
by DefoNotJay January 11, 2017
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Vitamin D

A slang word for dick used by Ludacris
Somebody gotta give you some vitamin D, you know what I mean? Vitamin D by ludacris
by Duz March 17, 2018
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Vittoria

Vittoria means victory in Italian, so if you have one you won.
Bro Vittoria’s are the hottest
by Jadden01 June 14, 2021
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