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visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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Visitory

Visitory is used for both visual and audio learners
Vis - Visual
itory - Auditory
Dude, you’re a visitory learner! That’s sick!
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Visetor

A type of god, for power and fame.
The Visetor flew to jesus for his prize, but ended up dying
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vistorina

Vistorina is an amazing good looking girl who has a big personality.

She is bright but likes her space.
She's very picky with who she interacts with.
Everybody loves Vistorina
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vistora

very sexy now deleted because they couldn't pay hosting sandbox game
Y: help me out in the vistora arg!!
Someone: kill yourself
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