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Vietnamese Handjob 

When someone is pissing in a bush and you grab them by the dick and pull them in
"Dude I totally scared John on that hunting trip, he went to go piss in a bush I was hiding in and I grabbed his penis and pulled him in it lol, gave em the old Vietnamese handjob"
"Lol, thats funny Dave."

vietnamese getaway 

Spraying piss poop aka high pressure pure liquid shart out of your ass like a misty smoke screen of feces and other butt liquid so as you can escape your enemy and waddle off to safety.
Tyrese came home early and caught me with his girl. I was bare ass naked and made a Vietnamese getaway out of the bedroom window.
vietnamese getaway by Weirdest September 21, 2023

Vietnamese Helicopter

A form of sex where the man positions himself underneath a ceiling fan, while a woman (or man) is tied to the fan. Someone is to flip the switch to the fan right before the woman (or man) cuts the rope and goes spiraling down onto an erect penis.
Watching Narnia is like being the fan in the Vietnamese Helicopter

Vietnamese Lottery 

This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.
Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!

Vietnamese dice game

The Vietnamese dice game

Normally played in the back ally of any Applebees restaurant . The winner gets infinite Knowledge And the looser gets both there hand chopped off .

Created by the makers of sonic the hedgehog the movie. It is a game based off the rule that you cheat you loose.you play by rolling dice like Yahtzee except there's no dice and there is just a bathroom stall with a hole cut in it. And your not rolling Dice, your getting a blowjob By some oriental background actresses.
Chad: Hay broshavik I played the Vietnamese dice game the other day and lost.
Chad2: don't wack attack about it

Vietnamese

A word used to describe a person who considers himself a person of Vietnam.

A word used to describe the language used by the people of Vietnam.
Joseph has a Vietnameses girlfriend who was born in Vietnam. He will have to learn Vietnamese to be able to communicated with her relatives in Vietnam, who only speak Vietnamese fluently.
Vietnamese by latieungao June 25, 2009