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Vampire Vibrations

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and when you reach for it the vibrations go away.
You: Spence, why are you squirming all over the place?
Spence: Its a case of Vampire Vibrations man....
by Afrothundr November 1, 2010
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vicarious notion

A belief that is based on or justified by the doctrine of vicarious atonement.
also;
The inevitable result of the clusterfuck effect.
see also;
stupfuckdity
"The doctrine of vicarious atonement is found in some form in most religions, and it is the body and soul of ours. The idea is not a Christian invention. It caused the Carthaginians to put to death their handsomest prisoners if a battle were won, the most promising children of their own nobility if it were lost. They were offerings to appease the gods."
"...when it comes to the punishment, the vicarious notion doesn't seem to work. There is the one point where you are welcome to your own, and no discount allowed to heavy takers. Hell is always at par and no bail permitted. Even ignorance of the requirements is no excuse. If you did not know any better, somebody else did, and you've got to pay for it."
(from Helen H. Gardner's Vicarious Atonement; Men, Women, and Gods, 18850.)
by analiasa January 14, 2009
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vicarious stoner

A person who watches others get stoned and cant get stoned, either because he's on probation or because..he doesn't want to or whatever.
living vicariously through other stoners.
guy 1- yo man, whats up with greg?"

guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"

guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"

all- ohhhhhh, dig."
by cattyboombatty March 2, 2014
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Vibratinous

(adj.) full of strong, over-exaggerated vibrato; usually associated with gospel singing.
"Your voice was vibratinous on that James Hall song in church today! You really hollered!"
by Wordsworth Bentley May 7, 2014
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Vicarious fuck

When someone has a crush but is unable to sleep with them for whatever reason and manipulates a friend that is entrusted to sleep with said crush, thus sleeping with crush vicariously.

Manipulation usually takes place by naming their crush’s name and causing situations where crush and friend can “have moments” which they tend to be a part of, voyeuristically.
Yo, you should totally fuck her because I only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

Yo, uou should totally fuck him because i only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

This way i can feel proud/wank while vicarious fuck x, as well.
by In spurts May 7, 2018
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Vicarious Vegan

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.
Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet
by Spumoni November 4, 2020
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vivasious

showing deep and affectionate thoughts in words
vivacious (verb) i just vivated all over this guy

rylan was being very vivasious today and paying me compliments.
by irresistiblyscotched October 5, 2021
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