Involuntary Veto

Upon any entry by a male into a hole of a partner (we are pro-homo), the partner may perform an Involuntary Veto, accidentally of course. This involves different things for different holes. For a pussy, the female may queef when entered. This mean that the female's vagina has vetoed the instrument (usually a penis). Here's a list of holes and their vetoes:
Pussy - Queef
Anus - Fart
Mouth - Vomit
Ear - Death
Nostril - Sneeze (or in extreme cases, Death)
Empty Eye Socket - Obviously Death

Jane's pussy had an Involuntary Veto on Clark's penis. Superman then ripped her in half.

by Zach P. August 18, 2006

pocket veto

To use complacence and disinterest to get your significant other to break up with you so you don't have to break up with them.

I didn't have the heart to break up with her, so I pocket vetoed her.

by A-Train Jackson May 10, 2011

Pocket Veto

v. : to ignore a Facebook invitation to an unfavorable or undesired event, until the event has passed, rendering the invitation moot; esp. an event happening shortly after the invitation was sent.

1.
"I really didn't want to go to Megan's Party, so I pocket-veto'd the invitation."

2.
Guy A: "WTF? I was hoping Lauren would show up to this. Last time I checked the event page she hadn't responded yet..."

Guy B: "Sounds like you got pocket veto'd you."

Alternately:
Guy B: "Sounds like she gave you a pocket veto."

by iscratchmymind August 1, 2010

Val Veto

The coolest chick in the world.

Hey Val Veto! You're so awesome. (:

by Nomnom. October 16, 2008

hecklers veto

Where a person who objects to a speaker can riot and cause damage or threaten to commit violence so that the speaker’s event is called off or faces high security costs.

Violent leftists rioted at Berkeley trying to use the hecklers veto to disrupt a Ben Shapiro lecture.

by Facts and logic October 9, 2020

Shit Veto

When your about to take a shit and someone says they have to piss real quick and uses the bathroom before you.

I got shit veto'd at Robins house again. I wish she lived in a house with two bathrooms.

by Dahiggz March 21, 2016

Vulva veto

When she’s down bad for it - but her sober friend says “ain’t no way” to the unemployed DJ

Dude1: “shit man I just got cockblocked by her bitch ass friend”

Dude2: “yeah she laid down a vulva veto, so guess you’re not laying pipe tonight. Womp womp “

by Tissetrolden September 24, 2025