vericism

any ridiculous comment delivered when there is nothing interesting left to say

I can't believe he just dropped another vericism... straight up verbal ejaculation!

by c-nicks October 15, 2011

Vertical Bitch Syndrome

VBS (Vertical Bitch Syndrome) is where your companion is a total bitch when they are standing and/or sitting upright.

When me and my girl are laying in the bed (horizontal) she is the sweetest thang ever, but as soon as we get out of the bed she turns into a royal bitch,.i.e Vertical Bitch Syndrome.

by KurtisMalone March 27, 2017

Vertical peasant

Somebody who holds their phone vertically while recording a video which should have been recorded horizontally.

That vertical peasant there is missing half the action.

by MrGoatsy November 24, 2019

vertically challenged

A short person

I'm not short i'm vertically challenged

by amypercy April 13, 2020

Ab-vertising

1. The showing off of one's abs in order to let all witness their toned, muscular qualities.

2. Advertising or billboards solely showcasing a model for their abs in order to sell their product.

1. Dude, look at that douche ab-vertising over there on the beach.

2. Check out that Abercrombie & Fitch billboard, complete Ab-vertising.

by steelyhard April 12, 2010

Vertical smile

"another word for vagina, pussy, whispering eye etc."

"I havent seen you in a while god damn i miss that mother fuking vertical smile"

by sweatyandready May 2, 2010

vertical slit

When you are putting your tongue to chick's twat while she sitting on your face.
....

P.S. When she gets off..... and gets off of you and lays down, then it becomes horizontal slit.

Last night I got some vertical slit, it was quite tasty!

by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010