Verbal Handcuffs

When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.

Girl 1 :So then I realized my cat really likes Meow Mix more than Frisky's but only if I mix it with Fancy Feast.

Girl 2: (Stares blankly)

Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her favorite.

Girl 2: Uh-huh.

Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!

Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)

by pseudonymho February 3, 2010

Verbal constipation

Verbal constipation is when you have a lot on your mind to say but you ether don't have the courage to say it or simply choose not to. Verbal constipation when pent up can cause depression, stress, anger and self doubt ETC.

Shane: Hey did Alex ever get that stuff off his chest to Danielle?

Josiah: No he has verbal constipation man... He haven't said a word and he is really down on himself.

by Oglefro August 1, 2013

Verbal Orgy

The act of participating in an orgy using verbal communication rather than sexual actions.

Person 1: Suck my dick.
Person 2: Okay babe ;)
Person 3: Let me get in on this action.
Person 4: Whoa! This verbal orgy is getting too intense for me.

by Spanky9/11 July 8, 2016

versace on the floor

a Bruno Mars song meaning that her dress is the brand Versace and he wants her dress on the floor

Versace on the floor, take it off for me for me for me for me now girl

by lindseye03 May 27, 2017

Verbalage

The active acknowledgment of artistic themes found in the ideas of an individual's concurrent thought process. Verbalage is to speaking aloud as literature is to reading & writing.

"Marco's speech I'm class today was very impressive, especially since he didn't have any reference material."

"Agreed, that was some fine verbalage."

by Canada420 May 6, 2020

verbal volleyball

To argue back and forth with another, lobbing insults while doing so.

Nick: "Mary, we fucked, but I never promised you anything more, so stop being such a cunt."
Mary: "You're nothing but a two-timing low-life sign maker, Nick."
Nick: "If you want to continue this game of verbal volleyball, it'll have to be later, honey. I've gotta get to a meeting."

by stockman09 November 18, 2007

citiz-versary

Anniversary of the day you became a citizen

Today is my 1st Citiz-Versary

by MonicaFromDenmark September 11, 2020