Analar Velocity

The speed at which matter passes through ones digestive system

The analar velocity of my breakfast broke many land speed records this morning

by BananaButt September 11, 2014

plaza velocity

This guy is different

That guy is such a Plaza Velocity

by Iqidjwjqkksjenejdnfnd May 27, 2021

Bic Velocity

A tool utilized by the Filler God for many of their greatest creations. It was used to write the Fate of the Universe, a scripture which would determine how the universe begins and ends. It is still in use by the Filler God to write Forever Contracts, a document that can grant great power to lowly mortals, but can take away so much more. The true form of the Bic Velocity is still largely unknown, however it is speculated that it is the same color as a tangerine.

Filler God: "What is that in your pocket?"
Jack: "Oh, that's just my BIC® Velocity Mechanical Pencil with 0.7mm le-"
Filler God: "BLASPHEMY! THERE IS ONLY ONE BIC VELOCITY. ALL OTHERS WILL BE ERASED BY YORKUMS."

by emkay1 November 6, 2021

jock-a-versity

A jock-a-versity is an institution where the jockular values of athletics trump the life of the mind, where tailgating and the big Saturday game get more attention than academic pursuits.

Most universities today meet the definition of a jock-a-versity, especially the BCS institutions. They play athletics on a professional level, pandering to an undergraduate student body that values highly attending sports events and partying.

by Circus Room October 21, 2011

low cost high velocity bullet stopper

The technical term for a soldier. First coined during the 1990/91 Gulf War.

"Well it look like Jeff is going to be a low cost high velocity bullet stopper, I mean soldier."

"Yeah and I'm going Medical (corps) so try not to get shot Jeffie!"

by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005

Filthy Verbosity

Refers to a manner of speaking in which the speaker/writer discusses ideas or uses words of a more intelligent variety while at the same time splicing in some fucking expletives to make the talk livelier and more accessible. The style was pioneered by comedians like the late great George Carlin.

Can you believe that fucking Nietzche? I mean, his existentialist philosophy negates the idea of a God while at the same time purporting that there must be some sort of shitty meaning or something to life. Like, fuck.

^This right here is some good old filthy verbosity.

by socialtheoristdouchebag March 18, 2011

Verlisify

Filthy click-baiting Furry-Shite of a human being, can't stop letting Wolfeyvgc live rent-free in his head because of a dang Raichu and jealousy, also can't stop getting mad at Twitter posts even tho he says Twitter doesn't exist

wait verlisify is still on youtube after a decade of lying and slander, why hasn't he been banned yet?

by Big Nooter July 11, 2022