velvet swagger

a.Polished and smooth in manner, polite, refined, and elegant.
b.implies shrewd as well as tactful and suave handling of people
c.an individual who obtains a level of suavity which is unparalleled
d.stresses an ability to deal with ticklish situations tactfully

1) the way he carries himself is unique. he has a velvet swagger

by j.barber December 21, 2009

Velvet turtle

A masturbation device, home made or store bought

Hugo offered to hold my velvet turtle while I break it in.

by Moe976 November 18, 2009

velvet mafia

another expression used to refer to the gay mafia

The velvet mafia has had control over the Oscar votes for years now.

by OKAMA September 28, 2003

Velvet Goldmine

A song written and performed by David Bowie. Contrary to what other's may believe. The "Velvet Goldmine" in question is another man's mouth fellating Bowie. The song Velvet Goldmine has nothing to do with vagina, pussy, or poontang. The song was allegedly re-written to be more ambiguous about the sexual encounter. The song is only available on re-releases or best of compilations.

"Velvet Goldmine, you stroke me like the rain.
Snake it, take it, panther princess you must stay.
Velvet Goldmine, naked on your chain.
I'll be your king volcano right for you again and again."

by daverj August 29, 2006

velvet rider

When a woman with dentures is giving head, and then decides to take out her dentures and use her gums.

I was getting head from your grandma, and her dentures came out. Her gums felt like a velvet rider.

by erod January 9, 2008

velvet alley

It's a fucking vagina

My passion muscle took a stroll down the velvet alley, then I fucked her gluteal fold

by Meimaaron June 27, 2016

Velvet Hat Trick

Three sexual acts performed in the same night. Occasionally ending in dessert.

1. Blowjob/titty fuck to completion

2. Vaginal Sex
3. Anal sex

Hey babe, can I have a Velvet Hat Trick for my birthday?

by Gatticus July 3, 2018