When banging a chick (missionary or doggy style only) proceed to reach under the bed and pull out your 6' (5' minimum) angry iguana. Using the giant meaty tail, proceed to whip her in the face or back (doggy style only) causing lacerations only to be commonly associated with that of an attack of a Velociraptor.
I was banging this chick the other night and she was getting into it with her fingernails. Upon drawing blood, i pulled the trigger...........and gave her a Velociraptor
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"This velociraptor is a dog"
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Get the Velociraptor mug.When you feed someone learning your language a fake definition of a word or a completely made up word and definition, in the hopes that they will look silly using it publicly at a later date, and getting funny looks.
For example, tell the language learner that “I have a velociraptor in my head” means “I am really hungry” and just wait, years if necessary, until they decide to use it in conversation. The term velociraptoring originated from this being the first ever attempt at the technique.
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Get the velociraptor blue mug.A type of drink consisting of 1 part clear hard liquor 1 part Red Vault over shaved ice with an optional splash of grenadine and a wedge of lime.
We all got smashed during a night of massive velociraptor consumption and proceeded to blow chunks all over the toilet. One dude even threw up an entire lime wedge!
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