by soxchamps18 April 5, 2019
Get the back alley vasectomy mug.A surgical procedure similar to a vasectomy, but performed on a rather large and robust scrotum/testicals. A gentleman with "big balls" would require a Vastectomy.
David: Dr I would like a vasectomy please.
Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.
David: With pleasure Doc.
Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.
Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.
David: With pleasure Doc.
Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.
by BigBlackBlick September 15, 2010
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This textual description that indicates that a man has had a vasectomy. The implication is that since a man is now supposedly incapable of getting a female pregnant that a condom does not have to be used.
Consider that if a condom is used, whether the man has had a vasectomy or not, getting a female pregnant isn't an issue. Why even mention it at all.
Consider that if a condom is used, whether the man has had a vasectomy or not, getting a female pregnant isn't an issue. Why even mention it at all.
A typical example would be a couple's text description in a swinger's website or in any other forum where couples are available for swinging and their personal and sexual preferences and details are expressed, such as the example below, this example is just a small part of a typical description of a couple,
Describe Yourselves:
Him:
He is 178 lbs, HWP, "v"-safe, (also vasectomy safe, or v-safe)....
Her:
She is...
Describe Yourselves:
Him:
He is 178 lbs, HWP, "v"-safe, (also vasectomy safe, or v-safe)....
Her:
She is...
by Diane Stowe October 24, 2007
Get the vasectomy safe mug.A man that is of little intelligence and a possible inbreeding that has had his privates burned, kicked or other possible non surgical procedures that has rendered him either sterile or severely damaged his sperm.
by Clarkiecat1003 December 2, 2010
Get the Redneck Vasectomy mug.The process of becoming more male or conversely becoming less female. See also take off the dress.
This is a form of redemption or ascension among males, and a form of empowerment among females in a predominantly male environment see chickchismo.
For females this can be undesirable since your girlfriends and potential love interests may not appreciate your bold or masculine attitude see machismo.
This is a form of redemption or ascension among males, and a form of empowerment among females in a predominantly male environment see chickchismo.
For females this can be undesirable since your girlfriends and potential love interests may not appreciate your bold or masculine attitude see machismo.
Dave: Wow, I never expected Kyle to stand up to Evan like that.
Rex: Well, Evan did mouth off about his girlfriend to Dave's face.
Dave: He cold cocked him solid. I thought he'd wuss out like he usually does.
Rex: Yep, complete vagectomy. We should get him to come out with us next weekend.
Sharon: They passed you over on that promotion again?
Eva: Yes they did. And they didn't even listen my idea that could increase profits. It's gold.
Sharon: They don't respect you because you're a woman. You need a vagectomy.
Rex: Well, Evan did mouth off about his girlfriend to Dave's face.
Dave: He cold cocked him solid. I thought he'd wuss out like he usually does.
Rex: Yep, complete vagectomy. We should get him to come out with us next weekend.
Sharon: They passed you over on that promotion again?
Eva: Yes they did. And they didn't even listen my idea that could increase profits. It's gold.
Sharon: They don't respect you because you're a woman. You need a vagectomy.
by diablogate December 17, 2008
Get the vagectomy mug.The man needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.
by Fireblood July 18, 2008
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