vernisha

Kind, loving different person. Doesn't need anyone else besides herself. Got/Had an amazing and loving life. Loved by many people. Very secretive about personal life and information. Makes the right decision all the time. Mature at times, immature at times. Got amazing friends and leave ones that aren't real friends

Vernisha is kind and loving

by V2i4y December 28, 2017

Varnished

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.

by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010

Varnishing Your Wood

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex

Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

by joshinho April 8, 2010

varnigh

1. Northern England adj. very nearly, almost (always negative).

Used in areas of Northern England to signify "very nearly" or "almost" in a negative concept.

How mate, you varnigh spilled my pint!

I varnigh punched him in the face.

by LGF92 January 19, 2010

vanishit

after taking a dump you look in the toilet and there is no visible log in the toilet bowl. Nothing is present even though you really did move your bowels and create a poop. It simply vanishes!

Wow that was quite dumpI just took! Funny how it vanished and I could not look at it.
It must of been a vanishit

by tommylawn May 6, 2011

the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress

The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.

The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.

by Virgin Suicides November 5, 2017

satin varnished dawn

The experience of waking up in the morning and realizing that one has ejaculated and soiled his underwear or sheets with semen. Fancy name for a wet dream.

He woke up to a satin varnished dawn, sexual abstinence has taken its toll on him.

by duckshe March 7, 2017