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vanity sizing

"Vanity Sizing" is a brand's way of appealing to a customer's ego by slapping a size 2 label on a garment that's much more like a 6.
“Vanity Sizing” is the new epidemic in Hollywood!
by PatB123 July 19, 2006
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vagitated

When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.
It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.
by godlikesme December 24, 2014
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vanity floss

Using dental floss to clean only the teeth people can see when you smile.
All I had time for this morning was a vanity floss. I'll get to the molars tomorrow, I swear! Or maybe this weekend.
by aerinha May 22, 2006
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yuppie vanity show

A TV show or movie designed to cater to yuppies or yuppie wannabes that may still be in elementary school, secondary school or college.

The lead character and their significant other, if around, usually have very successful, professional careers, usually as a doctor, lawyer or important company or government official.

Usually, not always, the lead is depicted as achieved an astronomical amount right at the beginning of their careers. In Damages on FX, Ellen has graduated from law school and has numerous six-figure offers from law firms. She soon takes on a major multi-million dollar class action lawsuit and gets $2 million in bonuses after the case is settled. Most law graduates are lucky to get a paralegal job.

These shows are propaganda for universities who want their students to believe years of school will pay off with lucrative salaries and important careers. Some teens and twenty-somethings will religiously watch these shows under the impression it depicts the career field they are trying to get into.

Most of these shows are the projections of writers who failed to become all these things in life.
Damages, Grey's Anatomy, ER and The Sum of All Fears are examples of yuppie vanity shows.
by interneti January 7, 2009
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varial kickflip

This trick is made of two words. Varial and Kickflip. A varaible would be a complete 180 horizantal rotation of the board. A kicklip would be a complete rotation of the board. When the board rotates you should see the underside. When these two manuevers combine you have formed a Varial Kickflip. That was a freakin' huge definition and I'm surprised you stuck around for the whole thing.
Go watch a 411 for an example.
by Klyde December 13, 2003
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vanitize

The act of abbreviating or sometimes lengthening a word, phrase, name or idea for use on a vehicle license (vanity) plate in order to fit the message into the space allowed (usually 7-8 characters) or because the correct spelling is already taken by another license plate owner.
"Hey, I got my Mississippi Native vanity plate the other day!"

"How did you vanitize that for the plate?"

"It's MSNATV"
by shawnblog July 6, 2009
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vanity mirror

The act of calling out your own name while achieving orgasm, while engaged in intercourse with another person.
After the Vanity Mirror incident, Stacey could tell Bruce was only in love with himself.
by aggrobot October 18, 2006
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