vapour lock

When a woman has sex with three men simultaneously. Or with three penis substitutes simultaneously. More specifically, one in the box, one in the yap and one in the back door.

"This charming girl that we met last night invited us back to her hotel room, and we vapour locked her."

by Porksword 6 December 10, 2005

Vanputer

Vanputer refers to the act of taking a PC and monitor plus peripherals to anothers house for an overnight lan.

Hey Steve, you wanna bring your vanputer on tuesday?

by vanputerbot April 6, 2009

Vapour poo

A fart.

A trump.

Oops! I just did a vapour poo!

Eat my vapour poo!!!!

by Ebee_x June 13, 2016

Vapound

Sit on someone's face vigorously.

Pound someone's face with your vagina.

Mate I vapounded that boy.

Ann vapounded her boyfriend last night and broke his nose, yikes...

by cbcbcbcbcbcbcbcbcbcb December 4, 2018

VapJuul

A Juul and a Smok mixed together. Henry is gay too.

Henry uses a VapJuul to act cool.

by VapJuul September 27, 2019

Vampunization

Biting the neck and drinking the blood of someone who just received a vaccination shot. Performed by Vaxpires and with moderation, to avoid lethal exvaxguination.

"Romania announced a bold plan to accelerate vaccine distribution today: only 10% of the population will receive the shot, and the rest will gain their immunity through vampunization."

by word burgler March 7, 2021

Valpuri

She is a pretty girl who gets drunk every weekend and is just the funniest to be around

That girl is so drunk and having fun she is such a Valpuri

by hotgirlyvalpuri November 24, 2021