ninja vanish

The art in leaving a campground without a trace of you ever being there.

Grab your stuff, let's ninja vanish.

by shermstyles January 10, 2014

ninja vanish

When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.

While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.

As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.

by the macstablishment July 06, 2011

Nail Vanish

Something that when you sniff it gets you HORNY

Why are you soo horny?
Because I have been sniffing Nail Vanish

by PeanutButterJellyTime January 14, 2008

ninja vanish

When a girl is about to cum pulling out and throwing sand in her pussy and screaming "Ninja Vanish." Then running out of the room.

I got laid last night, but i didnt like her so i pulled a ninja vanish.

by Darkrage December 27, 2007

ninja vanish

When an individual flatulates in public and promptly flees the area prior to acknologement of the foul odor.

I had beer farts this morning at work, had to pull the ol' ninja vanish.

by MonkeyHustler March 21, 2007

Spanish or Vanish

Said by some shitty ass green bird/owl if you don’t do your lessons. It claims Duolingo’s main language is Spanish. So that’s why the shitty asshole says SPANISH OR VANISH YOU STUPID HEAD

Me: decides I studied enough Japanese for the day
Duolingo:
Spanish or Vanish and btw beg for your family back in Japanese
Me: KU DA SA I

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 07, 2023

Vanishing Pussy Syndrome

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically

Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!

by rtalati January 25, 2022