Vadikün

To accomplish something of epic proportions in a unbelievable manner.

Sergio: Yo boys, last night I rode a narwal to the club, and got with a blacksmith in a hot air balloon.

Dramire: Such a classic vadikün.

by Dijon321 January 4, 2011

Vadim Tudor

Romania's equivalent of Jesus

I pray to Vadim Tudor every night before i go to sleep and every morning when i wake up.

by zimble March 22, 2019

False Vandalism

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live

im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy

by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021

vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

vancity

The slang for Vancouver City.
A city located on the West Coast of Canada and near Seattle of Washington State. It is a living paradise, nice weather (not too cold, not too humid or hot, but sometimes snows at winters), the best weed you'll ever find in North America, and the people there crave hockey.

Man, this weekend me and my homeboi are gona drive all the way from LA to Vancity and hit up with some quality weed.

by Young Stash September 25, 2006

vanadi

A know it all of dubious sexual practices.

Oh he's a right Vanadi

by Bernard Cribbins August 9, 2006

Valdis Dirnēns

Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.

Student one: Valdis Dirnēns is such a nice teacher. He looks adorable.
Student two: Are you crazy. He is hot.
Valdis Dirnēns: Hey girlz😏😏😏

by Valdiz fan July 4, 2019