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Dirty Van Gogh

The act of sticking both index fingers, while listening to Beethoven and drawing a crazy masterpiece all over her face or back.
I was waiting for him ejaculate when he surprised me with a Dirty Van Gogh.
by Sky & Mel July 28, 2010
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do a van gogh

When someone is talking such bullshit or has a really annoying voice, you want to cut your ears off

Inspired by Vincent van Gogh, a painter who cut one of his ears off.
A: The teacher's pet was talking shit again, it wanted me to do a van gogh
B: Yeah sucks...
by frogay yay :) February 12, 2022
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the van gogh

when giving it to your girl in missionary, cum on her chest and as she is sitting there smear it around on her chest and then as she is looking and wondering what you are doing smack it and watch the juices fly!

Came up with this a few weeks ago while with my girl. she didnt think it was to funny until a little later but its a crowd pleaser to be sure.
"oh, oh, oh.... im gonna cum...."

"not inside me"
"ok.... (smiles)"
{cums on chest, smears, and...}
SMACK!!!! fun for all.
then scream "ITS THE VAN GOGH BEOTCH!!!"
by very very wrong August 29, 2009
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Double Van Gogh

The act of cutting off both of one’s ears, also known as the natural response to hearing Justin Bieber sing.
“I swear to God, if I hear Despacito one more time, I’m gonna pull a double Van Gogh”
by AssblastMcGee October 17, 2017
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THEO VAN GOGH

Theodoor "Theo" van Gogh (Dutch pronunciation: ˈteːjoː vɑnˈɣɔx, July 23, 1957 – November 2, 2004) was a Dutch film director, film producer, columnist, author and actor. He was the great-grandson of Theo van Gogh, who was the brother of artist-painter Vincent van Gogh.

Mistaken by many to be a guy that was vonurable. This is not true. When you fucked with him he was very poisonous. With other words: He coquetted with his vulnerability.

He really really wasnt a Nelson Mandela type a guy.

Theo really thought he was untouchable saying the things he did about muslims and Islam. When he got stabbed to death by a muslim extremist his last words where: "Mercy mercy! Cant we talk it out?"

He went out like a coward.
Guy one: "Theo van Gogh wasn't a coward, he said what he thought; A real crusader of the free word"

Guy two: "Yeah then why did he begged for his live like a litte bitch when he was about to get stabbed to death?"

Guy Three: Damn that's messed up.
by gooznr1 October 4, 2010
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Reversed van Gogh

When you go in for a hug with the intent of saying goodbye, forcefully pressing your warm ear against the ear of the other individual. The gesture on itself is as manly as it is awkward, especially when the Reversed van Gogh'er is bearded up.
"Yo, when John-John left the party he completely Van Gogh'ed my #ss".

"I can still feel the brush of his stubble on my cheek from the time Franky Reversed van Gogh'ed me".
by Johnnie Toto March 24, 2019
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Bowl Van Gogh

"Duuude I'm gonna famous, go check out my Bowl Van Gogh. I don't know where I get my creativity sometimes man."
by The Van Gogh of Bowl Art October 1, 2023
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