vajazzles

When you spend hard earn money in making your vagina both sparkle and hurt for the purpose of sex.... and nothing else

Pep1:Did you see D's vagina?
Pep2:No
Pep1: She got it vajazzles, now it matches her phone...
Pep2: Well that sounds like a waste of money.
Pep1: Yeah, and the sex is going to be awkward.

by No-Soul-Ano October 17, 2010

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vadazzle

The act of placing self adhesive jewels on your vagina in various colors and patterns. Best done with a girlfriend.

My best friend and I were bored one night, so we got out the craft box and decided to vadazzle one another!

by nurse3 January 15, 2010

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Vagazzle

To decorate your vagina by attaching small crystals/rhinestones (said by Jennifer Love Hewitt On Lopez Tonight)

would you like it if I were to vagazzle my downstairs?

by WordWonder January 14, 2010

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"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." -Jennifer Love Hewitt

by I<3JLH January 13, 2010

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Vagazzle

To bedazzle your lady parts.

I was so bored last night that I vagazzled myself and now I look like a disco ball.

by rnh118 January 13, 2010

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vejazzle

to bling up your rather down at heel Vespa motoscooter
usually with shiny tat that has no value to the scooters roadworthiness or actually any use for carrying luggage etc.

see the isle of wight scooter rally and it's infestation of comedy mods with inferior vespa and lambretta clone scooters covered in shiny tat and tupperware looking like a plumbers showroom.
i.e. look at that comedy mod on his 'vejazzled' scooter what a glitzy c**t he looks.

by terry fuckwitt1 July 13, 2011

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