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vejazzle 

to bling up your rather down at heel Vespa motoscooter
usually with shiny tat that has no value to the scooters roadworthiness or actually any use for carrying luggage etc.
see the isle of wight scooter rally and it's infestation of comedy mods with inferior vespa and lambretta clone scooters covered in shiny tat and tupperware looking like a plumbers showroom.
i.e. look at that comedy mod on his 'vejazzled' scooter what a glitzy c**t he looks.
vejazzle by terry fuckwitt1 July 13, 2011
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Vajazzled 

a.k.a. completely bare™ with a flair is a completely bare™ wax with a swarovski crystal design
"I got my bikini vajazzled for my birthday"
Vajazzled by completely bare ™ February 24, 2010

Vajazzler 

When one applied crystals to their bakini area, similar to bedazzling pants.
Man: Damn that's a sparkling crotch!

Woman: Yes, I am a vajazzler!
Vajazzler by thefabrication88 February 27, 2010
To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.
Jennifer Love Hewitt regularly vajazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.
vajazzle by handy_andy January 13, 2010

Liverpool Vajazzle 

“It was a proper Vajazzle and not just a Liverpool Vajazzle? Which is a euphemism for herpes”
(v). to decorate your vag with jewels, thus bedazzling your vagina.
"She's ugly as shit.. but she vajazzles, so it's okay."
vajazzle by thats_so_sweet January 13, 2010
Verb: Vajazzle. To decorate your vagina with sequins.
"I am currently Vajazzled"

--Jennifer Love Hewitt quote from George Lopez interview 02/12/2010
Vajazzle by Nogg00 January 13, 2010
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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