vejazzle

to bling up your rather down at heel Vespa motoscooter
usually with shiny tat that has no value to the scooters roadworthiness or actually any use for carrying luggage etc.

see the isle of wight scooter rally and it's infestation of comedy mods with inferior vespa and lambretta clone scooters covered in shiny tat and tupperware looking like a plumbers showroom.
i.e. look at that comedy mod on his 'vejazzled' scooter what a glitzy c**t he looks.

by terry fuckwitt1 July 13, 2011

Vajazzled

a.k.a. completely bare™ with a flair is a completely bare™ wax with a swarovski crystal design

"I got my bikini vajazzled for my birthday"

by completely bare ™ February 24, 2010

Vajazzler

When one applied crystals to their bakini area, similar to bedazzling pants.

Man: Damn that's a sparkling crotch!

Woman: Yes, I am a vajazzler!

by thefabrication88 February 27, 2010

vajazzle

To give the female genitals a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance.

Jennifer Love Hewitt regularly vajazzles her va-jay-jay with Swarovski crystals.

by handy_andy January 13, 2010

Liverpool Vajazzle

Herpes

“It was a proper Vajazzle and not just a Liverpool Vajazzle? Which is a euphemism for herpes”

by Jasian1028 July 8, 2021

vajazzle

(v). to decorate your vag with jewels, thus bedazzling your vagina.

"She's ugly as shit.. but she vajazzles, so it's okay."

by thats_so_sweet January 13, 2010

Vajazzle

Verb: Vajazzle. To decorate your vagina with sequins.

"I am currently Vajazzled"

--Jennifer Love Hewitt quote from George Lopez interview 02/12/2010

by Nogg00 January 13, 2010