Vajazzercise

Doing Kegels while listening to Jazz Music.

Patty is listening to Louis Armstrong in her cubicle again. The music drowns out the noises she makes when she vajazzercises.

by GreatAndPowerfulHeZ February 23, 2011

vajizzle

When one ejaculates on to another person's pubic hair. Alternative: to salad dress.

From the words "VAgina", "JIZz", and "drizZLE".

Nathaniel vajizzled all over Ami's crotch!

by howlingmadwilger October 9, 2008

vajazzles

When you spend hard earn money in making your vagina both sparkle and hurt for the purpose of sex.... and nothing else

Pep1:Did you see D's vagina?
Pep2:No
Pep1: She got it vajazzles, now it matches her phone...
Pep2: Well that sounds like a waste of money.
Pep1: Yeah, and the sex is going to be awkward.

by No-Soul-Ano October 17, 2010

vadazzle

The act of placing self adhesive jewels on your vagina in various colors and patterns. Best done with a girlfriend.

My best friend and I were bored one night, so we got out the craft box and decided to vadazzle one another!

by nurse3 January 15, 2010

vajazzle

to groom one's private parts prior to visiting the OBGYN or before a hot date.

Did you vajazzle before you visited the OBGYN today?

by vajazzler January 29, 2010

vajazzle

1.) To adorn ones crotchal region with swarovski crystals

2.) To use ones vagina as a brainwashing device, esp. for personal gain.

"I wish she'd warned me that she'd gotten vajazzled. Now I have this wicked rash on my cum gutters."

valley girl#1: Wow Tiffany, another pair of Christian Loubs?? That's the third pair this week!
valley girl#2: Yeah, Jeff got them for me. He's totally vajazzled.

by troppokelly April 4, 2010

Vajazzle

To bedazzle your little pink kitten, that pretty little ribbon... your vagina. That's right. Now YOU can sparkle like the famous Edward Cullen. And why stop there? You could even vajazzle your boyfriend! Want to beat Ke$ha at her own game? Forget the glitter, get the jewels, and start vajazzling!!!!

And now here's a review from Jennifer Love Hewitt: "After a break up, a friend of mine um, Swarovski Crystal my precious lady and it uh, shined like a disco ball." ah haaa~ well put, Jennifer.. well put. Those who wish to *ahem* "vajazzle their va-jay-jays" can read more about it, in her book 'The Day I Shot Cupid'.. sounds like a good read to me!!

by lolicakes March 23, 2011