Vaginarise

The solution to dry skin and blue waffles....

To also smear yourself or others all over the place...

Vaginarise!

by Real Barry Manilow July 15, 2010

vagitosis

Rare Desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to cuts, bruises, or rashes.

Wow, that kid has a cut on his elbowand he is sitting out of football. His VAGITOSIS is acting up, somone call an ambulance.


Wow he is clearly infected with vagitosis

by Airjordan11 May 13, 2005

vagitosis

One who's breath cronically smells like canned fish. Often from munching on some nasty stank.

Yo Jim, you need to get listerine and stop eating katie's stanky pussy. It's giving you vagitosis.

by qgrco9jhg June 25, 2008

vagitoris

When a girl surpasses being a C U Next Tuesday

Sheyenne was a real vagitoris when her and my cousin were dating.

by Horn2017 October 12, 2017

Vagitorial

A short instructional video to teach newcomers the in's and out's of the vagina.

My date thought he was the bomb. Truth be told he needs to watch a vagitorial or two.

by Angus McCracken February 22, 2020

Vaginosis

A severe disorder due to unclean and unkept penis after intercourse. Also can be caused due to bad breath and saliva after oral sex. Can be cured after deep cleansing.

My vagina smelled horrible after he finished sex I think he caused me to have vaginosis!

by BlackLioness February 19, 2023

course-grain vaginosis

Technical sounding term for "Sand in the vagina".

Should be used by medical personnel when referring to people that overreact to minor injuries.

Patient: "I have this cut on my chin and it really hurts. I want to go to the hospital."
Medic to EMT: "Sounds like an acute case of course-grain vaginosis."
EMT: "Copy that, I'll get a shovel."

by Bajingo Dingo August 15, 2011